Don’t @ me.
Like, what are people even into about corgis? Is it that they have short legs?
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Oh, because, um….HI, exhibit B:
Oh, oh…corgis are really cute as puppies, I guess?
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Well, basset hound puppies step on their ears when they walk. Did you EVEN know that?
Sometimes they trip. It's bananas cute.
What do corgis do? Trot around behind the Queen?
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I’d rather watch this adorable idiot trot around.
So floppy. So stupid.
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Oh, corgis look ridiculous when they run?
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Plus, can corgis cover their eyes with their own ears when they sleep?
Hmmmm? Can they?
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Aw…bummer. They can’t. But bassets can.
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Well, I guess that settles that, then. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Let us now commence admiring the glorious basset.
I mean, but seriously though.
Heavens to Betsy.
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How could anything be that floppy?
Can you even?
Nope. No evens to can.
Deal with it.